The Force is Middling in this One: And Other Ruminations from the Outskirts of the Empire by Kroese Robert

The Force is Middling in this One: And Other Ruminations from the Outskirts of the Empire by Kroese Robert

Author:Kroese, Robert [Kroese, Robert]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: St. Culain Press
Published: 2010-07-25T04:00:00+00:00


Sincerely,

Ken Skywalker

P.S. In case you’re concerned about my academic background, I only attended the Tatooine Academy to get my parents off my back. Trust me when I say that I have learned that hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

9/4

Jabba the Hutt,

C.E.O.,

Hutt Enterprises, Inc.

Dear Mr. Hutt,

I recently learned of an opening with your crime syndicate here on Tatooine. I’m not sure what the job entails exactly, but I think I’m up for just about anything after working as the Assistant Manager of the Mos Eisley Cantina Spaceport. Since I was put in charge of marketing, we were named 2nd runner up for “Most Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy” by the Imperial Travel Bureau. Although I’ve never killed anyone myself, I am often expected to clean up the charred corpses of bounty hunters and other scoundrels, and I’m becoming rather inured to the spectacle of mutilation and manslaughter.



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